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a thief had entered the house and all he stole was the TV remote Perhaps some prankster kid because at times the TV would act strange. So he's probably close and messing with them. there was only the two of them home. The old man with dementia and his daughter, not a very young woman herself unable to speak, the old man began to cry because he couldn't watch his favorite cartoons on TV and he cried and cried and kept crying about it It was too much and, the daughter thought, it was about time. About time she left the past behind and started her own life. She was 39, childless, no husband, no boyfriend, nothing. Over the next few days she arranged for the old man to be placed into foster care. He was still crying. Sacrifices had to be made. She was wiping her own tears when the phone rang. She picked up and a nurse told her they'd taken her father to the ER as he wouldn't stop crying "Goodness, what happened to him? Is he all right now?" "Um, mam, this might be difficult to hear but..." "Yes?" "In the ER, they found a TV remote lodged inside his rectum."

Funny here too as well. Instagram had me this morning bro 😂
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Glad to hear that, bro!
Thanks! 🙂
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Haha 😂
I certainly was not expecting that ending.
Your poems are always subverting expectations 👏🏼👏🏼
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(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀) Thank you!
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Now we wonder did he put it there on purpose and just forget?
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Good question.
Perhaps he wanted to hide it so his daughter won’t ever change the channel :))
The man really loved his cartoons, I guess…
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