All he’s got on him besides his clothes and the bike is a thermos filled with coffee he got from the vending machine at the mall,
coffee bought with money earned from a day’s work of standing by the traffic lights at the intersection, waiting for them to turn red and offering to wash someone’s windshield.
Once on top of the hill he leaves the bike at the base of the water tower and climbs the cold iron ladder.
There’s no one to stop him at this time.
He sits down cross-legged
opens the thermos and pours the coffee into the cup part
and sips.
Ahead of him the city sleeps.
Only a lone light shines here and there in some window.
If a light is there he’s watching it
smiling to himself
and thinking that each one of those houses must contain its own drama, its own tragedy.
Each house is like a jar of bugs and worms and other critters
And here he stands alone observing them all as he sips his coffee.
mornings aren’t made for waking up, he used to say. In the morning one should just start his second sleep
there weren’t a lot of people who heard him say the words, but the few who did dismissed them as silly ramblings of a drunk
He was in his early thirties
breaking his back in manual labor at a construction site during the day and getting wasted at night
He reached the point where six beers were no longer enough for a suitable high, yet the hangover seemed to never end
This morning too he wouldn’t have woken up
work started only at 1 PM
but somebody knocked on his door and was quite insistent
As he got out of bed he stepped on a cracked beer can and cut his foot
started to hop around the room and curse and throw random stuff at the walls
Ready to give whoever knocked at his door a bit of venom
but then he opened and was met with her
“Remember me?” the girl asked through an inquisitive grin, her eyes looking down at his bleeding foot
“Who in fuck’s name are you? What d’ you want?”
“Um… to apologize? Yeah, I wanted to apologize. Are you okay?”
“Apologize for wh…?” In that moment he remembered
Some ten, twelve years ago he stole that bag of weed from her and she got so angry she told everybody he raped her
so they nearly lynched his ass an’ he had to run away on the other side of the world
and now here she was again
Can’t run from one’s past, but “I ain’t done nothing!” he shouted in her face. “And you know it! You fucking know it! Takes a special kind of piece of crap to call theft a rape, you know? And you are that piece of crap, you know?”
“I do,” she said. “That’s why… I’m here, I guess.” She pointed down at his foot. “You’re bleeding. Can I come in?”
“Why? So you’ll tell everybody again that I’ve raped your crazy ass?”
“No. So I could talk to you about what happened, and… Help you with that injury, I guess.”
Well
God, it turns out, doesn’t want people to be alone for the rest of their lives
but God’s ways of bringing them together sure are weird
Six months later they were married
Not because they loved each other so much but because she threatened to yell ‘rape’ again if he refused to make her his wife
“Joke’s on you, I guess,” he said. “I was God’s loneliest and most desperate motherfucker anyhow.”
“I know,” she said
and in that moment God’s brilliant masterplan for his subjects shone once more
fourteen years ago at the birth of his daughter the wife made him swear before the holy cross that he’ll never touch drink again in his life
He kept the promise
Also fourteen years ago the wife made him swear before the holy cross that he’ll never touch a slot machine or a poker table in his life
He kept that promise also
six years ago the wife also made him swear before the holy cross that he’ll never touch himself again in his life
this had nothing to do with keeping the family unit together in a healthy way
it was only his wife’s whim
she would not have her daughter provided for and educated by a sinful man
He kept that promise too
even though the wife was as ungenerous as one could be when it came to taking care of his needs
copulating without the aim of creating life was a sin, of course. So it had to be avoided
“Goddamit, Jesus! How d’ you keep yourself sane livin’ like that?” some of his coworkers had asked
They called him Jesus, not because he partook in his wife’s zealotry but because he had a hole in his left hand
right between the bones of the middle and ring finger
“They’re called metacarpal bones,” the wife had said
She knew about the injury and knew how he’d made it
Dozens of times she’d watched him insert a thin, long knitting needle through that hand and then pulling it backward and pushing it forward while moaning in pain
She respected and loved him for the ritual
“Subjecting yourself to a fraction of what He had gone through,” she’d said in admiration. “Darling, this is worthy of praise. Finally you’re the man I wanted you to be. A true man of Christ!”
Indeed she had that opinion of him and his madness and with her own madness they formed the happiest Christian family
She didn’t need to know that the ritual caused him to ejaculate, for the body and mind will find other ways to get rid of excess seed when the normal means are blocked
and God didn’t need to punish him for he wasn’t exactly touching himself
His was the only house painted pink in the whole neighborhood
It looked silly in the warm season and creepy in the cold
small trees dotted the front and back yard and further beyond a forest began to gain contours
It was a forest of birch trees
and he visited it every time the pink house felt like it no longer wanted him inside
and unfortunately that was almost every night
“I feel it in the vibration inside the walls,” he said. “It’s akin to a baby’s cries. She doesn’t want me here. Never did want me here.”
He was talking about a daughter who departed some eight years ago along with his wife
They wanted the house to be painted pink and he did it for them
It was one of the requests they made while he was sober
everything they asked while he was sober was granted
problem was they rarely caught him sober
Soberness meant it was time to talk about all the shit he’d done while drunk
so he’d drink some more to forget and then do other stuff worth talking about
One of the most vicious circles in reality
and the hardest to break
“A circle only breaks when there’s nothing sustaining it,” he said to the birch trees behind the pink house. “And now I am nothing.”
He walked up to one of the trees and circled it with his arms and bit with his lips at the few pieces of peeled bark and closed his eyes
it was close enough to hugging his wife, for she was pale and thin and bony as the birch tree, and biting the peeled bark was close enough to biting her hair and…
Well, better not to think about it
Better to just ask how in the hell did he hug the tree in daytime and closed his eyes and when he opened them again it was nighttime
What the hell was this birch tree magic?
He went back to the pink house and sobered up
Swore to himself that he’ll never get drunk again
and opened another bottle of vodka to celebrate that
there’s gotta be some kind of metaphysical lesson here, he thought as he turned away from her in bed and got slapped on the face and had to turn right back and hold her in his arms
no exchange of words between them
It’s been only a few months, perhaps three or four, since he broke into her car and stole her backpack with money and her ID and books and other stuff, and returned it to her door the next day
Pretending he was this hero who brings back the stolen goods
“A guy tried to sell me these books to get money for meth,” he said when he gave it back
and from one word to another the hero eventually invited the damsel in distress to dinner and from then on they became a couple
“Know what you want in life and go after it,” his father would’ve said
It made sense, but…
attaining the object of one’s desire certainly isn’t always a good thing
If we’re to get really metaphysical here, people are nothing more than children in the grand scheme of things
and children sometimes desire to touch the hot stove or to lick at the blue flames thinking they’re cold
We think that the fulfillment of one’s wish translates into happiness
we’re so damn wrong, aren’t we?
“Did you remember to set the alarm for 6:30 AM?” she asked in the darkness
“Sure,” he said.
“Good. Now squeeze me tighter. And don’t let go even as you fall asleep or I’ll slap you again. Gods, love, sometimes I think you’ve the mind of a child. Why else won’t you understand that the right dreams come only as I’m being held tight, squeezed in a man’s arms. This night the spirit guardian is going to reveal to us what grave to dig on the morrow. So squeeze me right while I tune in to hear, okay?”
I was just a kid when he left so I didn’t recognize him
but some of the older guys were quick to offer him a drink
“Who’s he?” I asked
and the only answer I got was “Swineherd.”
They called him the swineherd
He was an okay fellow
knew a few bar tricks and showed us all his glass eye and the hole it covered
shit looked like a butthole when he removed that thing
He spoke about how good it was to be back and the guys asked him if he’s gonna swineherd again and they all laughed together like it was the craziest inside joke ever
I went home drunk that night and it was the kind of drunk that doesn’t provide inspiration
So with nothing to write about I checked out some random news on my feed
One title caught my eye
FARMER ARRESTED AFTER BEING CAUGHT TRANSPORTING COCAINE LODGED INSIDE PIGS’ ANUSES
“They call it demon possession,” she said, her hands busy struggling to open a beer bottle that was already opened.
“Maybe you should stop drinking,” I said. “It really looks like you’ve had enough.”
but of course she doesn’t hear that. She only hears what she wants to
People talk to her but their words have to pass through the thinnest filter I’ve ever seen
her mind
So because she didn’t hear me, or rather her mind did not register my words and their meaning, she went on with her story and with trying to open an already opened beer bottle. “I think I was only… um, sixteen. On that night I shot my older brother in his sleep. Killed him dead. Stole his keys and took his car and went for… what d’ you call that?”
“A joy ride?” I said
“Hahahah! Yeah. A joy ride.”
Now she did hear me. Cuz I behaved according to her script
“I did not crash the car. Didn’t even scratch it! I never went through driver’s ed but still I drove better than my bro. I was made for driving. But then, you know, I just returned home and I told my mother everything that happened. With a smile on my pretty face. I mean, it was super pretty back then. You should’ve seen me. I have pics, but they’re still nothing like the real thing. You would’ve soooo wanted to fuck me back then, I guarantee.”
“I would’ve been fourteen back then,” I said. “Would you have left a boy two years your junior hit?”
But it was another thing her mind didn’t register
“It’s all I could think about. I don’t know, is it weird to say that… That a car ride, that joy ride had caused my sexual awakening? Perhaps the surge of adrenaline caused me to become immeasurably… um, horny. D’ you think it’s weird?”
“Nothing’s weird at this point,” I said, actually taking the beer bottle away from her hand
Immediately her hands went to her hair and grabbed at random and pulled playfully while she bit her lips. “Ah, a long story follows. Mother called the authorities and I was taken into this… uh, this place for troubled teens. Was too young to go to prison, haha. And the biggest issue here was… I mean, I was really disappointed. Not one, not a single one of the staff members wanted to… you know, to do it with me. Not the men, not the women. Not even the other teenagers. Can you believe this shit? All those stereotypes of mental asylum workers abusing their patients… Fake! All of them. Couldn’t even get a smile from them, let alone a fuck. And eventually they quenched this desire of mine. With meds. I don’t even know what they gave me, but in time, they numbed me for good. And now… I don’t even make the difference between penetration and wiping with toilet paper. Feels the same to me. What good is a body if it can’t make love?”
“It can tell stories,” I said
At this she smiled and leaned over and took the beer bottle from me and drank
I’m still not sure if my words were registered into her mind or not
Every time someone wronged her with something she’d be as quick to forgive as a child
It was nice working with her
Though she was also one of those people who were a bit too good for their own good
Hence she never got a raise in over five years
they just knew she wouldn’t mind. She’d just forgive and move on
It was exactly so
At the end of the shift she went back to her one room apartment and stared at the blank wall and smiled
Life was still so much better now than back then when the CPS found her locked in the dog cage and took her away from a mother and father that didn’t even care that much
“Forgiveness,” she says, “is what turns the human into a god. If you can do that then you can do anything.”
I think she’s right
that’s why I always leave a big tip at the coffee shop
One day I’ll muster up the courage to ask her to be my muse
I just know she’ll answer with, “Darling, I already am.”
nobody knew what it was because nobody could pry it off his hands to have a look
Eh, whatever
it was just a book
Other crazed men held on to dangerous objects like knives and screwdrivers and shards of glass wrapped in a cloth and a padlock in a sock ever ready to become a flail when swung right
But he just held on to that book with gray hard covers and like some evangelist went through the apartment buildings from door to door knocking and asking the residents if they’ve seen her
‘Who the hell was he talking about?’ they’d ask
and this question made him leave and go to the next door
One time some kid opened up and probably thought he was talking about his mother, for he answered, “She’s at work.”
And without another word the crazy fool just barged in, passing by the kid and went straight into the living room where he seated himself on the sofa and opened the book ready to talk to the kid about her
Only, the kid ran out and asked for help
Cops were called and they took him to the station
someone there figured that the guy simply couldn’t tell reality apart from fiction
“He’s talking about a character in that book he’s holding,” they said. “Thinks she’s a real person.”
“Yet another nut case. And what the hell’s the story about? What’s it titled? Who wrote it?”
Not without great effort and a sound beating, they managed to take the book away and have a look at it
It wasn’t even a book. Only the cover was. He ripped it and glued it to a thick notebook that was fully written by hand
“What the hell you call this?” said one of the cops.
“A manuscript,” said another.
“A what?”
“Our felon’s a writer. I’m sure you know what a writer is. Now, d’ you know what a pleonasm is?”
“Not the time for playin’ smartass, smartass. Just say what you mean already.”
“A prime example of pleonasm is labeling a writer as crazy.”
“Huh?”
“C’mon, just get on with the procedures. We gotta get this guy into a mental institution. He’s a writer, in case you still don’t get it.”
“Oh…”
They were 50% right
Should’ve added the word ‘unpublished’ before the word ‘writer’ and then the statement would’ve been complete and 100% true
“pleonasm” POEM by Bogdan Dragos he wouldn’t let go of that book nobody knew what it was because nobody could pry it off his hands to have a look Eh, whatever it was just a book Other crazed men held on to dangerous objects like knives and screwdrivers and shards of glass wrapped in a cloth and a padlock in a sock ever ready to become a flail when swung right But he just held on to that book with gray hard covers and like some evangelist went through the apartment buildings from door to door knocking and asking the residents if they’ve seen her ‘Who the hell was he talking about?’ they’d ask and this question made him leave and go to the next door One time some kid opened up and probably thought he was talking about his mother, for he answered, “She’s at work.” And without another word the crazy fool just barged in, passing by the kid and went straight into the living room where he seated himself on the sofa and opened the book ready to talk to the kid about her Only, the kid ran out and asked for help Cops were called and they took him to the station someone there figured that the guy simply couldn’t tell reality apart from fiction “He’s talking about a character in that book he’s holding,” they said. “Thinks she’s a real person.” “Yet another nut case. And what the hell’s the story about? What’s it titled? Who wrote it?” Not without great effort and a sound beating, they managed to take the book away and have a look at it It wasn’t even a book. Only the cover was. He ripped it and glued it to a thick notebook that was fully written by hand “What the hell you call this?” said one of the cops. “A manuscript,” said another. “A what?” “Our felon’s a writer. I’m sure you know what a writer is. Now, d’ you know what a pleonasm is?” “Not the time for playin’ smartass, smartass. Just say what you mean already.” “A prime example of pleonasm is labeling a writer as crazy.” “Huh?” “C’mon, just get on with the procedures. We gotta get this guy into a mental institution. He’s a writer, in case you still don’t get it.” “Oh…” They were 50% right Should’ve added the word ‘unpublished’ before the word ‘writer’ and then the statement would’ve been complete and 100% true