perched on top of his
desk
the doctor looked
down at him
as a teacher would
at a failing student
"Say," began the doctor, "are
you even trying to
stay alive? Or do you seek the
quickest death possible that
can't be labeled as
downright suicide?
You smoke all brands of cigars
and add up to three and
a half packs a day
and drink random alcohols you
can pick up and keep at it
until there's no more in
the bottle.
Your liver is done for.
The lungs beg for death with
each tentative of breath. Veins are
as rigid as rusty pipes.
You don't even have feeling left
in the skin.
So what's your big idea, pall?"
Despite all his
shortcomings in the health
department
his eyes were as limpid
and innocent as
a newborn's
He pointed them at the
doctor's and said, "Oh, I have
many big ideas, doc.
Thing is, they're only big in my head.
Once they come out
and others see them... Well, they
just aren't so big no more.
Average at best.
And that's what I do all day.
I get those big ideas out
of my head and try to
show them to others."
The doctor took off his
glasses. Watched him in a new
light. "Buddy... did you not
understand the question?"
He sighed. "Doc, I think you didn't
understand the answer.
So let me spell it out for you
in your own language."
He cleared his throat. "I'm
a writer."
The doctor put his
glasses back on. "Ooooh, now
I get it.
Hah, why didn't you say so
from the start?"
"That's the problem with us,
doc. We never
like to admit it
up front.
Only the young and those who
actually made it will
say it up front."
"Ooook, in this case... Well, I guess
there's nothing I can do
for you, nor is there
anything that has
to be done.
For a writer, you're perfectly
healthy."
"I know, I know. I just
wanted to see if I could
get some morphine..."
Many thanks to Gobblers by Masticadores for featuring my poem, "I’m a writer"!
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Thank you!
